What movies have not aged well?

You Only Live Twice

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Octopussy

Why does it itch on my vulva, uterus, and sides of my vagina, but it doesn't itch inside the vagina?

Goldfinger

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Can you explain the difference between fissionable and fissile materials and their role in nuclear power reactors?

Live and Let Die

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Can you tell me a depressing story?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

From Russia With Love

How likely is it to make a living out of being a window cleaner in a Nordic country?

A View to a Kill

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

How will the article end in Part III of Gleissner's hit piece?

Diamonds Are Forever

Moonraker

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-J W Pepper

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

When was the first time your wife had beastiality?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Ah so!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Is it legal for an employer to ask why you are taking time off from work?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Dr No

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

What are the most extreme examples of hypocrisy?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What is the difference between the terms "Millennials" and "kids"?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why is digital marketing important?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!